I’m not even going to make a good comment, but I will bask in the glory of gold.

Edit: several minutes and no gold. Sad!

Edit2: wow rood -70? This is a violation of my free speech

Edit3: wow rude reports hurt my feelings 🙁

Edit5: sad refditors downvoting innocuous demands. Sad!

Edit6: wow 420 donwotes? Clearly Reddit is being gamed by George Soros.

Edit7: clearly this is linked to pizzagate. It’s right in front of your eyes people!

Edit8: Clinton just contacted me and assured me that this is in fact not linked to pizzagate

Edit9: the gold came, but only after my super insightful hypothesis that Soros is behind this. This is a clear attempt to buy my trust!

Edit10: Target has a great price on tin foil. Just saying.

Edit11: the lizard ppl are running a conspiracy against me. Can’t even place an order on 20 miles of tin foil without the Target personnel getting “suspicious” and stating bullshit like “apologies, sir, but this deal is for a maximum of two rolls. Also, please put on some pants” and stuff like that. I know what they’re doing.

Edit12: Do these capris make me look fat?

Edit13: Wow. So many globalists still downvoting me. Low energy!

Edit14: ShareBlue just won’t stop! Pathetic!

Edit 15: to all the haters: booooo uuuuu

Edit16: [Haters can’t get my down!!!! I’m special!](https://www.reddit.com/r/cuckeating_irl/comments/781bhn/i_have_a_new_confession/doq6w6n/?context=0)

Edit17: I’m at -2000 now. Negative score means negative reception of facts. They are denying what happened in 2000! I knew it!

Edit18: [fine i’ll share something personal](https://i.imgur.com/isgVF4J.jpg) for all the haters who are telling me I’m an ugly fuck and other vv rood things.

Edit19: fite me IRL h8ers

Edit19.5: I blame /u/GallowBoob

Edit20: Infowars.com for the FACTS

Edit21: If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with AIDS from this post, you may be entitled to karmatic compensation.

Edit22: Shoutout to my website https://picturelements.github.io/parrots – remember to buy the premium plan!

Edit23: I would like to thank my sponsors at https://www.whitehouse.gov for being so kind, and remember to donate to /r/IAmA mods!

Edit24: Mer pengar, tack!

Edit24: Mer pengar, tack!