I’d be happy to take a 2″ chop on my cawk for a better memory. The other day I forgot my coworkers name and I’ve worked with him for 3 years 😐

Edit: I’d still have like an 8 incher, so it would be a win/win cuz my 10″ vag-smasher is a bit much for most chicks.

Edit 🖕🖕: Do you think I’m here to be funny for you? Nah, you neckbeards are here to be funny for me 😂😂😂 Do y’all want some Infinity Wars spoilers?