From utterly disturbing, pants-shittingly terrifying, to what-the-hell-were-they-thinking, Tonight, I count down the top 50 most shocking things you should never google. These videos in question should not be viewed by anyone with a weak stomach or anyone under 17 years of age. If you are easily offended by such material, please close out this journal entry and continue browsing. These listings have been assessed by Yours Truly, so you don’t have to be subjected to the disgusting, shocking, vile, and graphic nature of the content. Viewer (and reader) discretion IS STRONGLY ADVISED!

50. 1 Girl 1 Pitcher:

If you value your love of lemonade, I suggest you don’t watch this. To make it short, a guy holding a pitcher between a blonde woman’s legs makes her drink her own piss similar to Bear Grylls when he was lost in the Australian desert and there was no water around. Except, the two are at home, and the young lady decides to drink her own waste anyway. What follows next is the man in the video offers her some of his Lem-Man-Ade… and the rest is pretty fucked up, so I won’t mention anymore. Again, don’t view this if you value your love of Lemonade, rather homemade or Country Time.

49. Meatloaf Farts:

More comical and benign than gut-wrenchingly disgusting. Not much is said about this except we see a couple of lesbians in the kitchen, and the young lady wearing a white shirt sees that her lover has prepared meatloaf for their Sunday dinner. And instead of adding something like crushed red pepper, onion powder, black pepper, or, hell, A-1 sauce to said meatloaf in question, the young lady in white sits down on her lover’s poor meatloaf and decides to fart on the main course much to the lover’s bemused chagrin. AW, DAMN IT, LOOKS LIKE WE’LL HAVE TO ORDER IN TONIGHT! If anyone is going to their mom’s for Sunday Dinner, just make sure you stick around to see the meatloaf prepared and to keep the farting floozy out.

48. *Splooge Omelet:

Please do not look at this while you are eating, or if you love omelets. I couldn’t survive long enough through the video to assess its contents because I was gagging violently through out. To put it simply, the video starts off in typical porn movie fashion, and trying to throw in a cooking show. A blonde porn starlet naked down to her thong panties takes part in a circle jerk, holding a measuring cup, collecting the baby gravy of the men, and hands it to a guy looking like a registered sex offender wearing a chef’s outfit that came from Toys R’ Us, and proceeds to cook the icky goo. The dish is then served to the woman and… well, she scarfs down the main course and the viewer is left puking their guts out in the end.

*cum

47. Wiener BBQ:

Don’t expect this to be on YouTube or airing on Food Network’s Triple D. This is does not feature hot dogs, sausages, brauts, or any wiener being cooked on the barbie. Rather, it is instead, a naked dude simmering, yep, you guessed it, his dick on the hibachi. If you’re a guy, this is sure to make you draw up at the display of the lad searing and grilling his ding-dong, and somehow not suffer any second-degree burn. Oh, for the love of God, someone get Hannibal Lector out here and claim his meal. :facepalm:

46. Ripple Guts:

Anytime one thinks of ripple guts, they think of one doing a stomach roll. This video has NONE OF THAT! With a very Shot-on-Shitteo quality to it, we are treated to an unrecognizable naked man who goes butt-first on a gigantic dildo sticking out between his two mattresses, and the movements giving the appearance of an alien about to bust through his stomach. HOW THE HELL DOES ANYONE SURVIVE THAT MUCH PENETRATION?!

45. Putrid Sex Object:

This one goes beyond the limits of shocking and repulsive and pushes it right into the valley of pure nightmare fuel, destroying the innocence and robbing one week of sleep from the most corrupted and depraved viewer. Looking like a deleted scene from A Serbian Film with a bit of a Paranormal Activity, Nekromantik, and Texas Chainsaw Massacre feel to it, giving off a very spooky Found Footage vibe, we see what looks like Sheri Moon Zombie (actually a guy dressed in drag) enter the Sawyer house and come across a freshly-decapitated (and skinned) cow head laying on the floor, and… well, from the title of the video– you can pretty much guess what the Wes Craven-esque drag queen does… O_O

44. 1 Guy 2 Spoons:

You may have heard of the phrase “an eye for an eye (and a tooth for a tooth)”, but– SPOONS?! Very unsettling video of an unknown dude taking two spoons and scooping his fucking eyeball out. OUCH! Another second, the poor bastard might’ve slipped up and had one-less peeper to worry about.

43. Goatse:

Enough to make even the most hardcore shock site viewer’s ass hurt. Originally an internet shock site entitled goatese.cx, it showed a naked man stretching his anus with both hands until his rectum was visible. Featured as a meme to shock the living hell out of unsuspecting net surfers and parodied everywhere, this remains one of the most known shockers ever.

42. 1 Girl 1 Tampon:

Damn, what some people won’t do for internet fame. -_- In 2013, a New York teen girl named Giovanna Plowman posted a video to her Facebook page of her sucking on her used tampon. If it was fame she craved so much, she has achieved it. One of the most controversial videos that surfaced on the net, and caught the attention of news and media, even being viewed by Angry Grandpa himself. After the video went viral, there were rumors of the young lady having committed suicide, but it was all a hoax. Giovanna is alive and well.

41. 2 Girls, 1 Cup:

Omfg… I suggest you don’t watch this if you adore chocolate soft-serve ice cream. Another controversial, and extremely sickening video that went viral and spoofed a countless number of times. Viewed by such characters as Kermit the Frog, Rowfl the Dog, Darth Vader, and Stewie + Brian Griffin. Produced by MFX-Media, the video was actually a trailer for the scat fetish movie entitled “Hungry Bitches”. Starts off innocent and slightly cute, but then it literally goes to shit. No joke! There’s telling someone to eat shit, and then there’s… this. If watching a couple of low-rent skanky lesbians eating each other’s backdoor waste is enough to make you sick to your stomach, this will totally turn you off of chocolate soft-serve ice cream completely.

40. Face Wash:

You won’t be greeted by something innocent like a woman washing her face in a soap commercial or couples and high school students boasting about the effects of Proactive Solution. No. This is enough to make you ask the question: “what the fuck is wrong with people these days?” When things in shop class become boring and there is nothing to do, add a couple of jackasses and what do you get? This. A shot of a 20 to 30-something-year-old Asian man (possibly Korean, or Chinese-American), sitting in front of a grinder, getting a face full of sparks from his friend putting a piece of metal against the surface. I wonder how the hell this guy managed to survive and not be permanently blind?

39. Bleach Challenge:

First off, I just want to say this one is more to get you pissed off and question why anyone would do such a horrendous thing as this. This starts off not only as stupid, but it ends up becoming pretty sad. What looks like a scrapped episode of Jackass is actually all-too-real and it makes you feel sorry for the person in the video. To make a long story short, video begins with an average-looking college-aged guy in his kitchen, standing near his crockpot just cooking a meal, then he goes on to make comments about challenges people have taken (i.e. milk, cinnamon, condom challenge, etc) and… well, he ends up going to K-Mart with his friends to pick up bleach (SERIOUSLY?!) and decides to guzzle down the stuff your mom’s been using to make your whites even whiter since you were a kid. With a mixture of testosterone and typical frat boy stupidity, the guy decides to go another round despite his shirt being covered in vomit. Instead of puking up what he ate, the poor doofus, this time, vomits out blood and becomes unconscious, leaving his even-more-ignorant buddies wondering if he was gonna bounce right back. The guy fortunately comes to after appearing to be near-dead and drinks a glass of milk that was handed to him to flush out what he just drunk. Milk challenges, cinnamon challenges, banana & sprite challenges, condom challenges, and ice bucket challenges are one thing. At least with the first three, you puke your guts out but you’re alright. But never, and I mean EVER do something stupid as drinking bleach. There have been cases of people drinking bleach to take their own lives and this should not be taken as a joke and attempted by ANYONE! Remember, life is precious. Never take it for granted.

38. Anal Buffet:

YOU GOTTA BE FUCKING KIDDING ME! Whenever online dating was a trend in the early 90s, I had the misfortune of having a courtship with the most controversial and most-hated porn star in the world– Veronica Moser. If you’re wondering why she was labeled the most-hated porn star in the world, here’s the reason: She was a coprophage. Anyway, enough past history. The thumbnail of the video in question is enough to make you not want to watch it. Shot in Snuff Film-quality, we are treated to a shot of a pretty brunette woman laying on the floor until a guy sticks his gross, hairy, misshapen ass down over her face and drops a steaming pile of mud monkeys on her. I swear to God, coprophages who are so blissfully unaware of contracting hepatitis, might as well be signing their own death certificate if they continue this.

37. 4 Girls Finger-painting:

With an innocuous-sounding title such as this, you’d expect to see four little girls (maybe best friends or sisters) finger-painting. Nope, it’s far from that. Yes, there are four girls (late 20s), finger-painting. Their canvases: their own naked bodies. Their choice of paint: their own poo, sadly. Do not look at this if you value you love of chocolate soft-serve ice cream or chocolate frosting.

36. 2 Girls, 1 Finger:

Say hello to the successor of 2 Girls, 1 Cup– 2 Girls, 1 Finger. Another video to fall into the category of Jap-Scat and Emetophilia. What really adds to the gag factor of this is not only seeing two Japanese girls (Mayura Hoshitsuki and Akane Mochida) literally swap a string of spit while they kiss, but also annoying Polka music. Through out the entire video, the two girls decide to partake in a vomit smorgasbord. Wtf, did you not have any place else to puke after you had too much Sake and Sapporo to wash down the sashimi you had the other night? What got to me about this video was, the girls puking directly on the camera, then playing with their vomit as if it were fucking Kinetic Sand. When everyone thought the two were gonna be 69ing, the girl on the bottom takes in a block of brown cement in her mouth… Don’t watch this while you are eating or if you have already eaten.

35. BottleGuy:

More of a still image than a live video. I don’t know if this is the same guy from Goatse, or a totally different dude. Anyway, just as the title suggests, the image depicts a naked schmuck outdoors in broad daylight with his back to the camera and an apparent 40oz Malt Liquor bottle stuck inside his ass. Aside from this being gross and obviously too painful to look at, it’s more or less designed to shock unsuspecting people in a good prank. Wait, it IS the same guy from Goatse. >_<

34. Lemon Party:

Not so much as shocking and disturbing, but… um… yeah. Anyway, when a person looks up Lemon Party, they will not find an advertisement for lemon-flavored alcohol, but instead, a picture of three old geezers having a threesome. This shocker was referenced everywhere, an on these shows: The Simpsons, 30 Rock, and American Dad. This image also falls into the category of prank shockers.

33. Blue Waffle:

While there are some waffles out there that are made with blue food coloring. You’re not going to find this here. Instead of being treated to an image of Smurf Waffles, it actually shows the close-up of a woman’s diseased genitals. Aside from this being a shocking and disgusting image, this should also be used to teach those about STDs and the dangers of unprotected sex with a person who has HIV.

32. 2 Kids, 1 Sandbox:

Don’t let the title full you. This is not a video recorded by parents showing their children playing in a sandbox. Aww, how sweet! WRONG! This video shows a man and woman in a typical porn video fashion. The couple are shown 69ing– so far, so good, right? Nope. The girl on top proceeds to take a vibrator and jams it right inside of the poor man’s schlong. His screams of agony are clearly heard, and the chick disregards any pain she has caused and mistakes it for screams of pleasure. Many have speculated that hard
drugs were used, but that is unsubstantiated evidence. Something tells me that the dude ended up pissing blood for a month after what transpired, and if this was indeed husband an wife, I sure as shit hope he filed for divorce. This video has not only caused many men’s dicks to hurt and their balls draw up, but sadly, when the ladies saw the footage, they screamed in shock and disgust. Honestly, I can’t blame them for screaming. Who the hell puts a dildo inside of a guy’s dingdong anyway?! YOU ARE ON METH!

31. 1 Man, 1 Jar:

Also known as Mason Jar Vasectomy. Not gonna go into any great detail about this. But, it features a fully-naked Russian guy who sits on a empty glass which enters his backdoor and breaks inside. this is enough to make your ass hurt. Boy, assholes sticking stuff up their assholes… -_-

30. Whale Explosion:

Not meant as a shocker, but more or less a didn’t-see-it-coming-type video. Essentially, a sperm whale that’s been dead for 2 days washes up on the beach. When one worker makes an incision, other onlookers witness the poor creature’s insides explode as a result of methane gas buildup. This was featured on SKY NEWS.

29. 2 Guys 1 Horse:

“Sorry, Wilbur, there ain’t a snowball’s chance in hell that I’m gonna associate myself with this bestial fruit cake. If ya ask me, he was a real horse’s ass!” In 2005, a short-lived internet celebrity who went by the name of Mr Hands (born Kenneth Pinyin) from Washington State died as a result of injuries inflicted by the giant dick of his friend’s horse. There is a difference between riding horses, and getting ridden by a horse in more ways than one. Many have often wondered if is a good idea to have sex with horses. Maybe it’s better to just saddle up and ride them. The cause of Mr Hands’ death was a perforated colon. The sad part was, this joker was too ashamed to admit how he got his rectum pulverized in the first place. Never ever try to have sex with horses, because if you do, it will likely get you in the ass.

28. 3 Guys 1 Hammer:

3 men from the Ukraine brutally murder somebody with a hammer and screwdriver. These men are sometimes referred to as the Dnepropetrovsk Maniacs. Luckily, the scumbags responsible for their crimes have received life imprisonment + an additional nine years for the other victim. For more info, please click this link: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dneprope…

27. Clock Spider:

If you are an arachnophobe, I suggest you don’t Google this Image Search term. The Clock Spider is actually called a Huntsman Spider, commonly found in Australasia, Africa, Asia, The Mediterranean Basin, and the Americans. These are not your common, run-of-the-mill spider, because these fuckers can grown from 10-12 inches, and can easily conceal themselves under a clock, hence the name “Clock Spider”.

26. Your Symptoms:

For the love of God, DON’T DO IT! Entering a simple thing as a cough, headache, or backache will make you think you have cancer, when you could be just totally fine. I suggest talking to your doctor or health care provider instead of relying on Google to tell you what is wrong with you.

25. Ballerina Feet:

Anytime we think of Ballet and Ballerinas, artistic beauty and grace comes to mind. Of course Ballerinas may appear agile, light on their feet, innocent, and captivating, but their performances come with a price. Behind the soft, sweet, innocent facade on Ballet, ballerinas have been known to continue dancing despite things such as stress fractures and broken bones occurring. Normally, one would take time off and recovering from a severe career-ending injury, but decide to go against doctor’s orders and continue working. Male ballerinas also suffer the same fate, too, and also sustain muscle injuries for heavy lifting and constant moving. If any ballerina is looking at this, I suggest you take time off and recover before you continue. Your health is more important than trying to overwork yourself for the sake of art.

24. Christine Chubbuck Suicide Video:

*Christine Chubbuck, born in Hudson, Ohio, was an American television news reporter who worked for WTOG and WXLT-TV in Florida. Chubbuck had been struggling with depression and suicidal tendencies her who life, with lack of relationships generally being the cause, and on top of that, her personal life was “not enough” according to her mother. The mother did not disclose any info about her daughter’s suicidal tendencies, because she feared Chubbuck would be fired as a result. On the morning of July 15, 1974, Chubbuck confused co-workers by claiming she had to read a newscast to open Suncoast Digest, something she had never done before. During the first eight minutes of her program, Chubbuck covered three national news stores and a shooting from the previous day at a local restaurant. The film reel of the restaurant shooting had jammed and would not run, so Chubbuck shrugged it off and said on-camera, “In keeping with Channel 50’s policy of bringing you the latest in ‘blood and guts’, and in living color, you are going to see another first– atempted suicide.” She then drew a revolver and shot herself behind her right ear, and fell forward violently. The technical directed faded the broadcast rapidly to black. The station quickly ran a standard public service ad and then a movie. Some television viewers called the police, while others called the station to inquire if the shooting was staged. Chubbuck was taken to Sarasota Memorial Hospital where she was pronounced dead 14 hours later. She was 29-years-old at the time of her death.

*source: Wikipedia

23. First Time Ball Busters:

Not so much as shocking, but will definitely make the testicles of every guy who watches the content hurt. Just a trailer for the nutcracking fetish movie of the same title quickly leaked on shock websites. If any guy is stupid to re-enact the scenes from the film, one thing’s for certain: you will never be able to have kids for the rest of your life. Hey, at least you won’t have to worry about getting a vasectomy, the honeys in this film already beat your nuts to a fucking mangled pulp. Seriously, I think the guy who participated in First Time Ball Busters was probably on meth. Go figure. :facepalm:

22. ILoveTheFishes.com:

“ILoveTheFishes.com”? Hey, that sounds like a website for marine life appreciation for National Geographic Kids. Maybe I can look up some information about sharks and– WHAT THE FUCK?! With a very misleading title and a very convincing URL that will lull you into a false sense of security and make you think you’re gonna be seeing undersea creatures, it is another disgusting fetish video from Japan with a silly-sounding song that sounds like the intro to an anime. Basically, two Japanese lesbians having fun with little fishies– eels to be exact… shit, they look more like candiru than eels. I’m surprised the one receiving these in the backdoor didn’t succumb to anal trauma because candirus can latch themselves inside any crevice they can because these little bastards are attracted to human waste (i.e. urine and feces). But if these were little eels, I’m not gonna ask anymore. You know what? Fuck it. Let’s move onto number 21. >_>

21. Meatspin:

With a name like Meatspin, you think of up-and-coming butchers looking for ideas to help them out in their profession. You are treated to spinning meat, but sadly, that is not the case. You aren’t seeing sausages or hot dogs being spun, but instead, two young gay men engaged in sexual activity, the video looping, and the guy on top with his dingdong spinning endlessly.

20. Turdgasm (aka Warm and Fuzzy Feeling):

While not shocking, but more like a made-for-comedy-central-type video, the clip starts off with an elderly couple on Christmas Eve. The husband and wife are in their living room, opening presents. The wife opens a present that her husband gave her, and she finds a male Pug Nose dog inside. What makes this video more hilariously fucked up is that the pooch has a CGI human dick added on him, giving new meaning to the phrase “Doggy-Style”. This video is available on YouTube and it goes by “Warm and Fuzzy Feeling.

19. Tubgirl:

No, this is not the mascot for Bath & Bodyworks, kiddies, far from it. You’re not gonna be treated to a video of a pretty young lady relaxing and taking a bath. Instead, you’re assaulted by the image of a young Japanese woman wearing a mask, scrunched up in a bath tub and… well, she ain’t using Mr Bubbles, Calgon, Clinique, or any other bath soap to bathe in. She’s pretty much bathing in her own orange ass waste. If you value your love of orange juice or nacho cheese, I’d suggest staying away from this.

18. Octopus Girl:

Looking more like a scene from a shot-on-shitteo horror film, this one really takes the cake. Remember the urban legend of the girl who swallowed octopus eggs while swimming in the ocean and then ends up giving birth to an octopus? Another asian beauty is seen naked from the waist down while a octopus slowly emerges from her va-jay-jay. Yeah, like I want to see a girl give birth to a character from Finding Nemo. -_-

17. BigLemonParty.com:

The successor to LemonParty. This time, instead of several old geezers having a threesome, it is a total of near-50-some men in their late 30s to early 60s all ranging from just having some brewskies, shooting the shit, and of course, kissing, making out, and getting sucked off by their buddies. While this is the biggest dick fest (no pun intended) ever, it’s still a good image to shock the living hell out of someone.

16. Plane Crash Transcripts:

PlaneCrashInfo.com is a very disturbing, if not shocking website containing transcripts of dialogue recorded in the plane’s cockpit. Starting with Alitalia Airline’s Flight 771, July 7th, 1962 all the way to Polish Air Force flight 1549’s accident. This also includes, sadly, the transcripts of the commotion that was recorded on September 11th, 2001, of American Airlines Flight 581 and United Airlines Flight 93. Included are audio clips in MP3 format of the disasters that took place. While very shocking, it is also very sad to hear the final words of passengers, flight crew, and those in the cockpit before they meet their demise.

15. Toy.avi:

A video that has also been the main focus of the titular creepypasta. Very unsettling to some, and is considered pure nightmare fuel by some who have not seen it. The video is in very poor quality, and it shows. We are first greeted by what looks like a young man giving a video game tutorial or more like a walkthrough on a classic game. The walkthrough is quickly interrupted and goes to black for a few seconds, and we see a shot of someone’s hand being cut into and ultimately ripped apart, all while the sound of a baby crying in pain is heard in the background and horror film-type piano music mixed in, and reversed… then it cuts back tot he young man resuming his video game walkthrough. This video has been viewed numerous time by famous YouTubers and random YouTubers alike. Some who have seen this a few times are not at all bothered by the shocking, gory, and graphic nature of the content. While some who have seen it the first time claimed that they could not sit through it.

14. DadParty.com:

While many think this URL is a website for men, you know, finding stuff like beer, things for the man cave, and what have you. Nope. Actually, it’s a tattooed man having an orgy with two transsexual women, with Def Leppard’s “Making Love Like A Man” set on a loop. Gee, I wonder if there is a MomParty? No way in hell.

13. BME Pain Olympics:

Pain Olympics sounds like a competition sponsored by Gorgon Video, or the brainchild of Hidenshi Hino. BME Pain Olympics is a very painful competition where people participate in going to great lengths to prove they are able to withstand extreme pain. Taking place since 2002, there have been countless videos of entrants inflicting vicious of not violent acts of pain on themselves, and even going so far as to cut off their own junk. Gee, guys, if you wanted to get your ding-dong cut off, why couldn’t you have just gone to Lorena Bobbitt? Shit, what some brain-dead assholes will do for fame and attention. :facepalm:

12. Bowl Girl:

Fuck, you think we’ve seen enough videos of [Insert nasty noun here] Girl?! Another vomit-inducing shock video straight from the land of the rising sun, and it’s literally that– vomit-inducing. There is a good and bad part to this one. The good– the young lady in the footage is beautifully-dressed, looking really stunning, and from the looks of it, she is seated at a dinner table about to tuck into some soup. Awww, look, she also has a candle lit. Is she going to have this dinner with her boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, or life partner? Sure seems like it. :meow: The bad part– she’s alone, it isn’t anything from Campbell’s, Progresso, or from any restaurant or her own kitchen. IT’S HER PUKE!!! For the first minute and thirty-eight seconds, we see the woman puking several times into a bowl and then casually eats her own throw-up. I wonder about the poor soul behind the camera trying his/her best to hold back the urge to blow chunks all over the young lady’s dining room floor. I strongly urge you not to watch this if you love any type of creamy soup or you have already eaten. Hell, I was trying my best not to gag while I scanned through the content… thank God I survived.

11. HAI2U:

This one barely got to me considering it was just a still image. Long story short, hai2u.com is a some-what tame if not disgusting shock site of a woman projectile vomiting while performing oral sex on a man sitting in a lawn chair. According to the website’s description, the man is Max Hardcore and the woman is Mexican adult porn starlet Cataline, who later became his girlfriend for quite sometime. The term “hai2u” is an internet slang commonly used on IRC, and is a shorter form of the greeting “hi to you”. The site is sent to people as a greeting, and because of its content, they thank the sender for the link. Um… thank them? Only one I would be thanking if my porcelain room mate right next to my home office. :puke:

10. Intestinal Regurgitation Scene from “City of the Living Dead”:

First time I saw this, I literally lost my lunch. This 1983 horror film directed by Italian horror film legend Lucio Fulci is not only scary as hell, but it involves one of the most nastiest scenes ever. Two of the film’s characters Rose Kelvin (Daniela Doria) and Tommy Fisher (Michele Soavi), a teen couple, are necking and making out when they see a ghostly image of the film’s main antagonist, Father Thomas, outside the jeep. It isn’t before long until the undead padre uses a powerful, mesmerizing stare to make Rose’s eyeballs bleed and vomit her entire guts out while her boyfriend watches and doesn’t do anything to stop it. And on top of that, he gets his brains ripped out by an unseen ghoul. If this seen doesn’t make you puke, nothing else will. Do not watch while you eat! Other than having this video nasty, “City of the Living Dead” is pretty good.

09. Gross-Out (1990 Film):

The whole movie in its entirety… -_-

08. Thanksgiving Does A Body Good:

Wait, I thought it was milk? Umm.. yeah, not so much as graphic, shocking, or disgusting, it’s mainly a video of an extremely overweight woman scarfing down a turkey by herself and says the title of the video. I thought a single turkey was enough to serve an entire family on Thanksgiving, not those who have appeared on
the Jerry Springer Show.

07. Weird Guy Blows Snot Rocket on Floor Than Eats It:

Just like the video says. Right inside a bar, we see a man who looks like a hybrid of Willem Dafoe and Charles Manson blow a snot rocket onto the floor, picks it up, and eats the damn thing. If you’re gonna blow a snot rocket, blow it outside, and not in a fucking bar!

06. Zit Popping Videos:

We all know the relief we get from popping that annoying (and sometimes painful) zit. There are a lot of videos like this circulating on the net of men and women, young and old getting the biggest zit, pimple, and abscesses being popped. Ranging from looking like an infected human play-doh machine to fossilized and long-forgotten, this will make you gag, no doubt.

05. Hot Tub Fail – The Accident:

Ah, nothing like getting into a nice relaxing hot tub with your friends and the one you love, right? Just play some music, crack open some sodas, chug a few beers, talk about life, nothing in the world quite like it, huh? Well, that would’ve been the case for this group of college-aged kids. Anyway, a young man hooking up with three gorgeous women in the hot tub has his fun ruined when one of the girls who neglected to go to the bathroom before hand turns the water a dark brown, causing the others to run like hell. More like “Hot Tub Porta-John” than “Hot Tub Time Machine”. Anyone wanting to go into a hot tub, please remember to go to the bathroom before hand or don’t eat anything that’s gonna make you shit yourself, and you’re gonna be just fine.

04. Police Dash Cam Footage:

While used in police vehicles to gather evidence during traffic stops and car chases, some dash cam systems are automatically activated when a police car’s emergency lights or siren are turned on. In some cases, some police officers get accused of police brutality as a result of tampering with their cameras to disable audio or video recordings. On the other hand, some dash cam footage can be pretty bad-ass, while others can be down-right shocking.

03. Trypophobia (Fear of holes):

Do not enter this search term if you are afraid of things with holes.

02. Niki Catsouras:

Nikki Catsouras (March 4, 1988 – October 31, 2006) was a California native who lost her life in 2006 in a fatal car accident after losing control of her father’s Porsche 911 Carrera at high speed and collided with a light poll in Lake Forest, California. Her family was not required to identify her body because she was so badly mangled. Despite her family’s attempts and best efforts to keep her out of the public eye, the photos taken by the California Highway Patrol leaked online anyway, and they are found with a simple Google search term.

01. Steve Irwin’s Death:

Steve Irwin, best known as “The Crocodile Hunter” on Animal Planet. On September 4, 2006, while taking part in production of the documentary series Ocean’s Deadliest, during a lull in filming caused by inclement weather, Irwin decided to snorkel in shallow waters while being filmed in an effort to provide footage for his daughter’s TV show Bindi: The Jungle Girl. While swimming chest-deep in water, Irwin approached a stingray with an approximate span of two meters (6.5 ft) from the rear in order to film it swimming away. The stingray propped on its front and started stabbing wildly with its tail, as a defensive response to being boxed in, causing its barb to pierce Irwin’s heart, resulting in him bleeding to death. Crew members aboard Irwin’s boat administered CPR and rushed him to shore. He was pronounced dead at the scene. It is believed that Steve Irwin’s death is the only fatality from a stingray ever captured on video. In the weeks following Steve Irwin’s death, at least ten stingrays were found dead and mutilated on the beaches of Queensland with their tails cut off. Rather it was an act of revenge by the fans, or just for anglers to avoid being stung by accident remains unconfirmed.

Have any honorable or dishonorable mentions? Let me know in the comments below.