What the fuck did you just bring upon this cursed land. How dare you. Are you not aware of the dangers of *SARCASM*? I’m dumbfounded. I’m lost for words. In these trying times, in these hardships, you dare. YOU FUCKING DARE. Look at what you have done. Admit to your crimes. If you do not repent this near instant, I’m afraid this will end badly for you. As we speak the townspeople are marching toward our location, hungry to end your mischief and disdain once and for all. You have lost to no one but yourself. Now leave. Flee this land, and know this; everything that has occured thus far could have been avoided, if not for your indefensible anger towards all that is holy. Farewell, and may God have mercy on your tormented soul. /s