(ghoti voice) Did you know that you can pronounce “wueue” like “double u”, and that that’s completely consistent with English spelling? Ha ha ha, the English language is so arbitrary and irrational, a fact which is both true and unique to our language alone! I don’t know anything about any other languages, so I assume that they’re exactly like English but with different words, and that those words are more logical than our words, because those foreign cultures don’t have nearly as much complicated history associated with their languages as we have for ours! Don’t correct me if that’s wrong, I refuse to update my understanding of the world for any reason. 😂