ok forget north korea
forget russia
forget everything
we need to focus on one thing and one thing only
Mercury
that son of a bitch ass planet has been taunting us for so long and we need to end its miserable and puny existence
i propose a plan to end all wars by focusing on killing that cunt
All we have to do is push it into the sun
i mean its already close enough how hard would it be to just give it that 100 Megaton push into oblivion
im pissed off that no one has thought of killing mercury earlier
im pissed off that the government is trying to keep US from getting riled up about the atrocity that is the first planet in OUR solar system
no it isnt HIS
its OURS
why does he get to be the first planet
Why does he get to bask in the glory that is the sun?
Honest to all things living i will end him if it takes all my life.