Holy fucking shit. I want to bang the Undertale skeleton so goddamn bad. I can’t stand it anymore. Every time I go to Snowdin my panties get soaking wet. I’ve seen literally every rule 34 post there is of him online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with sans. I’m sick of waking up every morning with six orgasms worth of pussy juice covering my bedsheets and knowing it should be covering sans’ thick blue tongue. I want to have his mutant human/monster babies.

Fuck, my fucking biology teacher caught me with the skeleton model. I taped a blue dildo to it and went to fucking town. I got sent hope from school early and my mom hasn’t said a word to me in 10 hours and I’m worried she’s gonna take away my computer. I might not ever get to see sans again.