So tonight, all my friends and I were in a Skype call (which we do pretty much nightly.) A conversation began where we discussed what pokemon we would be. One friend, we’ll call her Debra, asked what pokemon we thought she was. We said Bidoof. Apparently, this was a terrible mistake. She hates Bidoof with a passion, something we were all completely unaware of. In fact, we meant it in the sense that she’s lovable and benign, but she took it to mean we all thought she was incredibly useless. Now she’s very mad at us and is planning on skipping plans we all made for dinner tomorrow. Are we assholes?