I protested the Cold War back in 1983. I was an extra on Rocky 4. I got to personally meet Sylvester Stalin and he transferred his entire ideology into my conscience and that’s when I became an avid war-protestor. I joined the US Air Force and flew up above Washington DC, writing, “World War 3 Beta Edition Sux!” I was then charged, expelled, and arrested for that. When I was in prison, Sylvester broke me out, saying “Your missionaries aren’t over yet!” And we time travelled to the Berlin Wall when it fell. I got to meet Gorbachev and I was soooo mad that I forced him to read fanfiction I wrote about him. I also personally shook hands with Ronald Reagan, Gorbachev had me executed but I didn’t care because I singlehandedly ended the war.