guess what frickers apparently with nitro i can now send up to 4000 character messages that is like twice as much which means yall are fricked its ya gorl munch back at it again with the long fricken messages no one can stop me now im a chief therefore carlbot can suck a mother trucking egg and go frick itself off a microwave bc i can send messages twice as long as normal heres some perspective aight so the average word length in english is around 5 characters right the add the space for 6 since word space word space right so lets just do some real quick math and do a real nice division buckle up your pants dont worry school is out so i got a calculator so 4000 characters divided by 5+1 since the average word length and the space and you got yourself 800 words but since you know me and i either do the shortest words possible or i start being a sesquipedalian ultracrepidarian with my big brain lengthy vocabulary so 800 words give or take a few but still 800 words thats a lot discord is making a giant mistake by increasing the character limit for nitro users its really insane isnt it usually in my essays my normal usual paragraphs are 200 words approximately-ish thats 4 fricken paragraphs if you dont count punctuation and if i only use 5 character words even after spouting nonesense i still got a lot of characters left to use here that is actually amazing i know none of yall will bother reading this but here are some cool fun facts aight so when you go 30ft or more below water then your blood will look green since red light doesnt travel that far also anyone who knows anything about driving knows that you should only go 5 above or 5 below the speedlimit but if you go too much above thats speeding well did you know that the first person who got punished for speeding was going 8 miles per hour or for you non metric using peoples that is 12.8748 kilometers per hour like bruh you know what else goes 8 miles per hour a house mouse thats right those frickers can run 8 miles per hour scampering aroung your house for some ritz crackers or some real nice wensleydale cheese speaking of did you know that in wallace and gromit the cheese that they usually eat is wensleydale ive tried it before its super duper yummy its like cheesecake since its kinda tart and has cranberries in it and yes it tastes really good on crackers speaking of crackers did you know there are 54 different animals of animal crackers speaking of 50 something types you know the 50 united states of america right well even if you write every single us state not including territories without any spacing its only 422 characters meaning with discord’s nitro word limit you can type every single state ten freaking times just get rid of arkansaas idaho and nebraska and bam ten times dude thats a lot of states and you may think gee wiz man munch has been typing a long time what kind of flapjack lumber jack patty whack give a dog a bone essay is this but you gotta realize im not even at three thousand characters yet also i am very much aware that i probably have a ton of grammar mistakes and typos in this absolute monster of a run on sentence yeah thats right i dont think i even used a period other than for that decimal for the metric conversion thingy thats wild you know what else is wild how you can save 15 percent or more in 15 minutes or less on car insurance when you switch to geico and furthermore that is why some dogs require socks in the winter because their paws get too cold and it can lead to a greater risk in arthritis yes dogs can get arthritis when they are older and moreover on dogs did you know that ok so humans have 4 main blood types and then theres RhD positive or RhD negative so technically 8 most common types of blood well doggo have 12 types of blood and yes some breeds of dogs are more likely to have the blood type that is the universal blood donor type for doggy blood transfusions. oh golly gosh gee looks like im almost out of characters well thank you!