Okay here is my take on the plot of Comic 7:


The Administrator is actually trying to get revenge on Valve because Gabe Newell shot her parents during a drug bender. Gabe has survived without the use of Australium because he I’d actually an alien with an abnormally long lifespan. The Administrator and the Engineer meet up with the rest of the team at Valve Headquarters where the final battle begins.


There’s a cool break-in scene and they eventually arrive at Gabe’s office. It turns out that Charles Darling was Gabe Newell in disguise and every other character that we didn’t get a proper explanation for was a Valve employee.


Gabe Newell laughs as he reveals his master plan: obliterating the entirety of the TF2 cast and erasing everyone’s memories of them using his supernatural psychic abilities. That way, nobody will ever bring up Team Fortress 2 again and Valve can focus on VR or Artifact or whatever they’re doing nowadays.


The gang throws everything they’ve got at Gabe: Saxton Hale and Mags punch him as hard as they can; Heavy unloads every bullet he has; Soldier and Zhanna slather themselves with honey and tackle him; Demoman tries to attack him with the Eyelander; Sniper shoots him and throws Jarate; Engineer builds as many sentries as humanly possible; Scout tries hitting him with his bat; Ms. Pauling fires every last round from her revolver; Medic swings his Ubersaw; Spy swoops in with a backstab, but nothing works. They’re all powerless against the almighty Gaben.


Then, when all hope is lost, Pyro emerges and lifts his hands to the sky. Though his voice is as muffled and incoherent as ever before, he implores his friends to lend him what remaining energy he has left. Confused, Scout asks the team what Pyro is doing. Ms. Pauling explains that many years ago, Pyro was taught a powerful technique capable of eliminating any foe: the Spirit Bomb. By harnessing the energy of all of those willing to give it to him, Pyro could unleash an attack that could destroy even Gabe Newell.


Pyro manages to collect the energy of his team, but it isn’t enough. He needs to reach out to a group of people beyond the reaches of his own reality. Finally, he realizes the one group of people who can save him and his friends from their impending deaths: a group of people who have been keeping them alive all along. And despite their differences, they have been united for far longer than anyone would have expected them to. They are the Team Fortress 2 community.


And so Pyro asks **you** to lend him your energy in order to save him and the countless other beloved characters who are about to be erased at the hands of Gabe Newell. He asks anyone who has ever downloaded TF2, whether they paid for it or got it for free. Anyone who has had to put up with aimbots or hackers. Anyone who accidentally killed themselves by firing a rocket directly below them in their first attempt to rocket jump. Anyone who spent hundreds of dollars on virtual hats and cosmetics. Anyone who remained a devoted fan of the game despite years of no updates or official news.


And then, Pyro’s spirit bomb grows 100 times it’s original size. His plan worked. Gabe Newell watches in horror as the spirit bomb hurtles towards him at a blinding speed. He and the rest of Valve are enveloped in a wave of light as they are slowly wiped off the face of the earth.


Finally, it is over. Pyro collapses to the ground as the rest of the team cheers. A smile spreads across Ms. Pauling’s face, only to quickly be replaced with a look of grim realization. She rushes over to the Administrator’s frail body, which had already started to fade into dust. In her final moments, the Administrator looks at Ms. Pauling and smiles. She has no more strength left to say anything, nor does she think that it would be necessary to do so. Everything has come to its proper conclusion. Her parents have been avenged. All remaining loose ends have been taken care of. As Ms. Pauling clutches what remains of the Administrator in her arms, the rest of the team remain in solemn silence.


Eventually, the team leave behind the ruins of Valve headquarters and begin to wonder what they will do with their lives now that they’re all out of a job. Scout feels like he’s forgetting something when he walks past a television on display in a video store. His eyes widen in disbelief as he sees what’s being broadcast on the screen: the funeral of Tom Jones. He runs to his team and tells them that they need to go back to Teufort.


Once they arrive, Scout rushes to get to his bank vault as Spy realizes what he’s doing. Scout opens the vault to reveal the treasure trove that Spy had previously deemed as worthless- the biggest collection of Tom Jones memorabilia in existence.


After selling all of his Tom Jones merchandise, Scout is left with enough money to split with the rest of the team. With his share, Scout goes back to his home town of Boston, where he plans to start his own line of baseball products. Spy follows him, planning to pay a visit to a certain someone… Soldier and Zhanna run off to the midwest to plan their wedding. Pyro returns to his job at Ace Engineering, tired from his long adventure. Heavy plans a trip to visit his family. Engineer gets back to work developing new inventions. Demoman travels back to Scotland in search of a new job. Sniper goes on an expedition to find his father. Medic searches for new mercenaries to perform some experiments on. Saxton Hale and Mags return to Australia to do some hunting. Ms. Pauling heads back to the Administrator’s base, hoping to find some answers about her former employer.


Soldier and Zhanna get married, the Heavy update comes out, and everyone is happy. THE END