take a 👀look 👀at this! that ➡️right ➡️ there is the 📩📩 mail ✉️✉️. can we talk about the 📩📩mail ✉️✉️ please, 🍔mac 🍔? i’ve been ☠️☠️dying💀💀to talk about the 📩📩mail ✉️✉️ with you all day, 👌👌okay👌👌?🐸🐸 pepe 🐸🐸 silvia. this name keeps coming 🆙🔂over and over 🔂again. every day, 🐸🐸pepe’s🐸🐸 📩📩mail ✉️✉️is getting 📬📬sent 📭📭back to me. 🐸🐸pepe 🐸🐸silvia. 🐸🐸pepe 🐸🐸 silvia. i 👀look 👀 in the 📩mail ✉️, well ‼️THIS ‼️WHOLE‼️📦BOX 📦 IS 🐸🐸PEPE 🐸🐸 SILVIA‼️‼️so i say to myself, i gotta 🔎🕵🏻find 🕵🏻🔎 this guy. i gotta go 🆙to his 🏢office 🏢. i gotta put his 📩📩mail ✉️ in the guy’s goddamn ✋️hands 🤚otherwise he’s never gonna get it. he’s gonna keep coming ⤵️down ⤵️here. so i go 🆙to 🐸🐸pepe’s 🐸🐸🏢office 🏢 and what do i 🔎🕵🏻find🕵🏻🔎 out, 🍔mac 🍔? what do i 🔎🕵🏻find🕵🏻🔎 out‼️❓there is no 🐸🐸pepe🐸 🐸silvia. THE ‼️MAN ‼️DOES ‼️🚫❌NOT ❌🚫EXIST‼️okay, so i decided ooohhh ‼️💩shit💩‼️buddy. i gotta ⛏⛏dig⛏⛏a little 🗂deeper🗂. there’s no 🐸🐸pepe 🐸🐸silvia‼️❓you gotta be kidding me‼️i got 📦📦boxes📦📦 full of 🐸🐸pepe🐸🐸 alright, so i start 🚶🚶marching 🚶🚶my way ⤵️down ⤵️to 💁carol💁in HR. and i ✊️knock✊️on her 🚪door🚪 and i 🗣say🗣 “💁CAAAAAROLL, 💁‼️💁💁CAAAROOL 💁💁‼️i gotta talk to you about 🐸🐸pepe🐸🐸‼️” and when i open the 🚪door, 🚪what do i 🔬🕵🏻find🕵🏻🔬❓🤔👀🕵🏻there’s ❌not ❌a ❌single ❌goddamn ❌🗄desk 🗄❌in that 🏢office🏢‼️THERE‼️IS‼️❌NO‼️❌🙅CAROL 🙅IN🙅HR🙅‼️ 🍔mac 🍔, half the 👩‍💼employees👨‍💼 in this 🏢building 🏢 have been made up‼️this office is a goddamn 👻ghost👻 town‼️