The white devil made me do it. I said I’m so hungry. He said “dark meat”. I said my hunger is no excuse to be racist. He said “dark meat”. I said what if I killed twice as many people and only ate half of each, that would be better right? He said “dark meat”. I said can I put mayonnaise on dark meat? He said “of course you can little buddy” I said AHA! I hate mayo therefore I won’t eat people. He said “dark meat hold the mayo” Then he turned into a bat,we made sweet sweet love, and that’s how I gave you all covid.