Okay so I am literally turning off all social media until my fatass dad lets me see endgame. I didn’t fucking watch thanos porn and get the avengers logo tattooed on my right nipple for the ending to be spoiled. I’ve gone on pornhub basically everyday in hopes of seeing my dad order me endgame tickets. So please no spoilers until I (the avengers god) have seen it at least 7 times on opening weekend