I remember my first time buying condoms. This was about thirty years ago now, time flies huh? I was 16 and thinking that I definitely had a date night with this chick from school. Of course, I then had to buy condoms from the pharmacy for the first time. There was a really pretty assistant behind the counter and she could see that I was nervous. She handed me a packet and asked if I knew how to wear one. I said no, and it was deserted so she unwrapped the packet, took one out and slipped it over her thumb to show me. I apparently still looked confused, because she looked around the store to make sure it was empty, and said “fine, I’ll show you then.” She walked to the front door and locked it. Taking my hand she led me into the back room, unhooked her bra and said “do these excite you?” As I was putting the condom on she dropped her skirt, removed her pants and laid down on the desk. “Well come on,” she said, “we don’t have much time,” so I slipped it in her and as I was so excited (who wouldn’t be at 16?) that I finished within a couple of minutes. She looked at me and said “did you put the condom on?” I said “I sure did” and held my thumb up to show her. She fainted.