After watching the movie hulk for 127th time I decided I would take it up a notch and become the one and only Incredible Hulk. After hours of painting myself green and bathing myself in gamma radiation I have undergone a transformation and I have officially become the hulk, but it came at a price, uncontrolled horniness. The first thing I remember feeling after I transformed was a feeling like no other, pure freedom, at once I knew what had to be done, but not where it could be done, after a while of searching I found a small brick house with a roof shaped a little too sexual, after seeing the curvy structure of the house I became as bricked up as its foundation, the boner tearing through my tight purple shorts exposing my massive veiny green cock, I walked up to the house and hulk SMASHED my dick through the middle of the roof, the feeling was ecstatic, the tightness of the roof encircling my throbbing cock, as I began to move I could feel the variety of items left in the houses attic my dick hitting each one as I began to thrust harder and faster as the feeling of pure bliss shot through my body. I began to let out my hulk like screams “GRAAAAHHHHH, HULK SMASH HOUSE ROOF PUSSY!” The people in the house had now come outside to witness the horrors being unleashed upon their roof, watching my fat green balls slap back and forth across the roof as I dove my dick deeper then ever before, I felt it, my Hulk Hunk Spunk was coming, my legs tensed and my dick was at its max, I screamed “HULK!!!! AHHHHHH!!! HULK CUM!!!!! HULK CUMMING!!!!!! AHHHHH!” The white flood of sperm came gushing out at speeds unreal to any human being, it came gushing out into the attic of the house and then quickly flooded down into all other parts of the house, the windows shattered as my post nut clarity hit and the family below dialed for the police. After a couple minutes I heard the sirens that snapped me out of my stun state of bliss, I knew I had to get out of there, I quickly charged up my Hulk jump and shot out of there as quick as I can back to my home. After arriving to my house I transformed back into my original body and took a moment to sit down and reflect upon my actions, knowing that it was a disgraceful thing to do and how my horniness ruined a house for some family I never knew, but I remembered the godlike feeling I had and headed off to bed to get a full nights rest, because in the morning… I would return.

 (First copypasta, I know its all over the place and its trash but eh… worth a shot)