Posting agiain because r/cooking told me to try posting there

Context: After my daily beating I had some food lefteover. Meat, i dnot remember the exact animal but must be mamiferous. I earned some free gatorad after my coworker didnt finish his bottle after washing so now I have gatroade.

Now the interestinging:

I am at the house with the leftoever and nohting interseting in the fridge, and I say to myslef: « cook »

Letsa go, but you know its blue gatorad so I am a little perturbatied and consumed substances, I see gatorad and I said to me: « hm, watter »

Gatorad in the coook pan but the substance melanianic effects are now gone, I realise what I have done but now i dnot care anymor.

Meat go boil on the pan with gator Put the pan thing on top to vaporwave the meat. 60 minutes after, vo-wallah, meal reeedy.

I togouth it would come blue but its was stupid thinking meat was bouled and natural coulour (well in fact seminatiral) So yeah coulor normal.

I take bite, meat is meaty but sugar Mhhh sugar meat aaaaah aah Not exact gatorat tast but atleast sugar yes? Maybe? But it Was good (yeas) Even not good but delhi sious, nothing compared to what i hav haved before really meaty epitaste extreme zero so good, the texture was so soft, it Was surprising beacause i didnt beat the meat or touch it so I expected to be crunchy meat you know.

And so it is yes absolutely good idea, people are le deisgusted when I tell them the recipe now but I would absolute do it again 100/100 very extreme and i dont careif you not like it I find it dheli sious 👍🏾