So, I was making a tower in Minecraft. It was a realy cool tower, and I had already done a lot – in fact, the base and the top of the building were already done, I just needed to fill the wall. However, I decided to add blue rings along it. The rings were going to have exactly the same distance between eachother in order to not look ugly. I quickly came to a strategy so that happens: I was gonna count the size of the tower and then use one of its divisors as the distance between rings because I’d be dividing the tower into the sections between the rings, aka division – so getting a perfect divison was great. I counted the tower and got 59 – witch was alright. Then guess what happens? 59 IS FUCKING PRIME. That means that mathematically speaking the only way to perfectly divide the tower is to litteraly not divide it at all! The number litteraly told me to fuck off with my blue rings! Naturaly, after calming down from that, I took the rational route to just make the tower a tiny bit bigger. And then it hit me. I had already made the roof. I would have to take down the fucking roof because a fucking number randomly decided to be a prime. You know what, 59? I fucking hate you. This isn’t just a rant, it’s an open letter of hate towards the number 59. Fuck you. Fuck you and your silly roof-destroying prime tricks. I hate you. I fucking hate you. I realy, realy fucking hate you. You taunt me, but I am indeed gonna destroy the roof to end your fucking existence in my tower and get the nice 60, that has a lot of options with 12 divisors. God I fucking hate you, hell I even searched for your Wikipedia for what you have done in your life, and unlike a lot of numbers you did absolutely nothing. You’re the lowest score in a single round of the female golfing association’s tournament? Realy, that’s so goddamn important to put in your wiki page, a reverse record, the record of how bad someone played fucking golf?! You’re also a “highly cototient number”? What the fuck even is that?! God, you’re pathetic 59! I fucking hate you and your pathetic existance! You might have won over me this time, but in the long run I will win, taking whatever it takes to win over a number! You’re nothing but a fucking joke to me, you goddamn disgrace! I fucking hate you, you number!!!