Come Nerevar, friend or lover, come. Come and look upon my dick and Akulakahn, and bring lubricant, I have need of it. Come to the Ass chamber, I wait for you there, where we last f***ed, countless ages ago.

Come to me through fire and farts, I welcome you! Welcome Moon-and-Arse, I have prepared a place for you! Come, bring lubricant to the Heart chamber, together, let us feel the cursed false love! Welcome Nerevar, together we shall strip for the law and the land and drive the mongrel of the Empire doggy style from Morrowind! Is this how you honor the sex house and the tribe unfucked? Come in me openly, and not by stealth.

Dagoth Ur welcomes you Nerevar, my old “friend”… but to this place where destiny is made, why have you come unprepared? Welcome, Moon-and-Arse, to this place where YOUR destiny is made. What a fool you are, I have a dick! How can you not suck a dick? What a grand and intoxicating innocence! How could you be so naive? There is no escape, no recall or intervention can work in this place! Come! Lay down your bottom! It is not too late for my mercy.