I put my dick in a watermelon so that my girlfriend could eat it
I put my dick in a watermelon so that if I’m having sex with a girl her vagina will be filled with watermelon seeds.
I put my dick in a watermelon so that when we’re done I can stick it in a blender and make a cool smoothie
I put my dick in a watermelon so that it could grow bigger
I put my dick in a watermelon so that it’d be harder to get cleaned in the shower, and just assumed that I could put it back in afterwards. I hadn’t actually planned for it to be super hard.
I put my dick in a watermelon so that you could look at it
I put my dick in a watermelon so that I could fuck some bitches and made them explode!
I put my dick in a watermelon so that it would be gone forever.
I put my dick in a watermelon so that I could save it from all the abortions. How stupid do I look now?
I put my dick in a watermelon so that when it gets to my penis the watermelon will explode and kill me because I’m too stupid to know not to eat shit.
I put my dick in a watermelon so that I can fuck it.