I put my dick in a watermelon so that my girlfriend could eat it

I put my dick in a watermelon so that if I’m having sex with a girl her vagina will be filled with watermelon seeds.

I put my dick in a watermelon so that when we’re done I can stick it in a blender and make a cool smoothie
I put my dick in a watermelon so that it could grow bigger

I put my dick in a watermelon so that it’d be harder to get cleaned in the shower, and just assumed that I could put it back in afterwards. I hadn’t actually planned for it to be super hard.

I put my dick in a watermelon so that you could look at it

I put my dick in a watermelon so that I could fuck some bitches and made them explode!

I put my dick in a watermelon so that it would be gone forever.

I put my dick in a watermelon so that I could save it from all the abortions. How stupid do I look now?

I put my dick in a watermelon so that when it gets to my penis the watermelon will explode and kill me because I’m too stupid to know not to eat shit.

I put my dick in a watermelon so that I can fuck it.