no memes in general guys

come on nerdily pushes up glasses

come on u sussy bakas

u little nerds

dont make me ban u

my kitten

ill buy u nitro kitten

buys nitro

there u go kitten ;3

now don’t tell chris hanson

chris hanson walks in

OH SHI-

chris hanson: you know this girl is only 15 right?

pulls out gun and shoots chris hanson

ha

not even chris hanson can keep me from my kitten ha

smooches kitten

turns out my kitten is actual a 40 year old man with a neck beard like mine and isn’t into me and just wants my nitro but ive come this far so I might as well keep kissing him

but id like to thank my gf…

turns to kitten wh-whats ur name my precious?

Kitten: Dave

ID LIKE TO THANK DAVE FOR ALWAYS BEING THERE. SINCE THE FIRST TIME I SAW HIS ANIME PROFILE TO THE DAY I BOUGHT HIM NITRO HE WAS ALWAYS BY MY SIDE. GOD I LOVE HIM. EVEN THO HE HAS A NECKBEARD THATS FINE THO AS lONG AS KITTEN STAYS BY MY SIDE FOREVER ILL BE HAPPY. YOULL ALWAYS BE BY MY SIDE, RIGHT KITTEN?

Kitten: nah bro I just wanted nitro. I’m not gay or nothing bro tf.

…

i-i

IVE DONE EVERYTHING FOR YOU

I SACRIFICED EVERYTHING

FOR YOU

I USED MY MOMS CREDIT CARD JUST FOR YOU

NICE GUYS ALWAYS FINISH LAST

YOU B####

H#

A##HOLE

Chris Hanson rises from the grave

Me and kitten at the same time: CHRIS HANSON??????

chris hanson: yes it is me the famous chris hanson

Kitten: bro thank god ur here. this guys crazy.

chris hanson: Ik lmao im here to take his sorry ass out

chris hanson pulls out knife

Bro

I still have my gun dumbass

pulls out gun but drops it bc it hurts my hand

F\*CK THAT HURT

WTF WAS THAT

chris hanson: I poisined ur gun lol. I sprinkled it on when i got up first

b-but how?

my vision starts to go woozy

chris hanson: quiet my child… rest ur head… itll all be over soon

NO

I CANT GIVE UP

GOD NO

Tries to get up but stumbles over my own feet

Kitten: uh can i go

chris hanson: yea lmao cya

NOOOOO KITTEN

dies