HAHA KAREN HAHA HAHA HAHA funny name referring to female specimen from the caucasian subgroup of the human species, usually starting ages 30 and above, with their protein filaments, (that range in length from 20-30 centimetres) dyed with the use of ammonia and hydrogen peroxide. However, in order to qualify, said specimen must commit an act that goes against what most world wide web users would consider SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE. The aforementioned act is usually one of the following:

BEING A PUBLIC NUISANCE; UNACCAPTABLE DEMEANOR TO COMMERCIAL STAFF; HATRED TOWARDS OTHER SUBGROUPS; HATRED TOWARDS SPECIMEN OF THE SAME SUBGROUP WITH DIFFERING BELIEFS; DISTRUST IN MEDICINE; DISAGREEMENT WITH THE SHAPES OF CELESTIAL OBJECTS.