Got this in our modmail earlier:


One day /u/Riock was busy being a faggot, doing the usual boring shit he did. It was a rainy day. The only thing /u/Riock could hear was Russian communists and rain dripping outside of his window. He sighed, and broke down in tears for the umpteenth time that day. “Its not fair” he cried “my life sucks and all the dumbass mods on my mod team at my subreddit /r/Ooer are Nazis who won’t let genuine hardworking members of society to work with them and also I am a loser.” he needed to cheer himself up so he did the only thing he could think of to make him happy. He wipped his micropenis out, wiping his grubby little toes on it and masturbated to /u/christopholo’s username. he questiond his sexuality. He sexyually identified as a faggot. ‘maybe life can be better’ he thought ‘maybe I could do something with my life and maybe just maybe invite a certain awesome brilliant person onto my modteam’ his brain grinded to a stop and he snorted, continuing to fap ‘nah.’ But he had erectile disfunction suddenly he saw a bomb. He knew isis was come to get him and he ran and ran not knowing if he will live. As he ran he slipped in the rain and a ugly frogman called /u/nolanater5711 caught him in his hairy arms. “” iits just a prank bro”* said /u/nolanater5711 sensually into /u/Riock’s enlarged ear. /u/Riock knew his prince was the one for him, his prolapsed anus was already tingling for the other boys throbbing mouth hole. ‘Hey man’ he said in his slimy mod voice, ‘wanna go to a restaurant or something?’ Also he was a furry ‘Okay” sed /u/nolanater5711 who was dumb and naive. /u/Riock said they were going to a resturont but realy he trikked him and took him to his mothers basement where he lived. “Wow this sure is a strange rusterant “” said the other guy with the dumb username. “Where is the food!”
/u/Riock chukled slowly. “The only thing ur eatsing is my sweet foxy dick’
Suddenly /u/christopholo popped out of nowhere and put ducktape on /u/nolanater5711 mouth. Before he cold react he was tied 2 the wall. ” IM AN EVIL MODDO ” Screamed /u/Riock and the other dude as they violently fucked his dick while the Russians cried quietly in the background while masticating . /u/christopholo licked his hairy saggy sweaty old man ballsack and found it delicious
/u/nolanater5711 couldn’t take it no mor. He wanted 2 go home. then he sed ” now My turn” and took the tape off and taped the other two. They sat in eager anticipation hoping for a gentle fuk orgy but he just left. They were real sad and fixed it by being faggs together (not that there’s anytink ring wit DAT) but they were gross and fat and ugly and they were miserable all their life and never became happy untulmthey invited a SERTAIN SOMEONE TO MOD FUCK. Also /u/2LateImDead is the coolest mod ever and wasn’t a faggot with the rest of them because he loves HAMMOK instead of GARLOCC.