Jesus christ guys. I’m not a furry but this sub has warped my mind – yesterday I was with a group of friends browsing around normal NON FURRY things, when I stumbled on a Sea Salt-colored dog pencil holder. I immediately blurted out “Owo what’s this?” in front of my normal NON FURRY friends, all of whom turned to me in a mixed expression of surprise and fear. Thinking quickly, I crouched down to a rusted penny on the ground, and said some stupid shit like “my first penny was from this year!”
I don’t know. I don’t remember. They obviously didn’t believe the story I tried to make, and now they’re on high furry alert. THANKS r/furry_irl

and yes, throwaway account obv