I remember in 5th grade when my asshole ate me. It became SOOOO fucking big that my crush actually fell for me. I’d wanted kids with his sexy, swedish, blonde ass for a whole year but he never liked me even though I was the prettiest girl in the whole dang school! Well now he loves me? Yay! I love my asshole even more now! We went to my house and went into our room and had all the sex we could until I had all the kids in my stomach that I wanted. Plot twist, I’m a guy…….. No homo btw.