never use your urine as lube

Hi my name is kevin. so it started off when i was moving into a new house. no lotion or lube of anysort was available. all i had was my phone and my bladder. i said, it shouldn’t go so bad right? so i pissed on my hand and started ferociously jerking it. i had my crush’s instagram open . my dick started smelling like piss. then i nutted and pulled up my pants. it felt really stick and hot. it started to burn a little so i went to the shower and all the water was cut off (because we were moving obv). i ended up licking it. don’t ever use your piss as lube