if u go to the gym with me for bicep day u can bet we’re gonna be showering together and u KNOW im gonna pop a squat and plop down a quick one. u will make eye contact with me and u will acknowledge my dominance. after that we’re going to ur house where i will no doubt shit in ur shower.

u know why? so u know who the big dog is. me. that’s just how life is. theres alpha shower shitters and then theres the virgin shit cleaners. let this be a lesson to you all.