I 41F was assaulted 2 nights ago outside of a Vegas Restaurant when I ran up behind a Basketball Player (19M) screaming in a British accent “Excuse Me Sir” and attempted to grab his shoulder. When I reached out I was viciously attacked by (?M). I was immediately knocked to the ground and started screaming about what my country has become. I threw a hissy fit and the cops were called. After they arrived they chose to do nothing, so I angrily ate my meal, and went home.

I was up all night drinking and boiling over this vicious attack I decided to go on my Instagram and “Tell My Truth.” This incited millions of my fans to seek out and attack that brutal monster that attacked me.

Serves him right. AITA?