You again, awesome! I knew we were becoming best friends.

You know what bud, let me be real with you, as *literally* no one cares about out little feud but this is exactly why I love reddit so much.

Not everything is a fetish, and not everything is sexual. I did use it as a hyperbole because it was *risible* (provoking laughter through being ludicrous).

It was meant to upset those with more prudent sensibilities, but as you see by the karma count, this community appreciates it. That being said, I did not mean to upset you, but it did gave me a boner that it did. We are both insignificant and we may die at any moment, and all we leave behind is the impression we’ve left in others. In that way, I am made immortal by your indignation.

That being said, all jokes have a hint of truth in them. In my previous relationships, I have often shoved my finger into my paramours’ armpits when they didn’t expect it, then I would smell my hand and they all hated it. There is something about the pretense of immaculateness that women want to cultivate, where the idea of sweat is frowned upon. As someone who takes joy in gently poking at one’s sensibilities, it comes as no surprise that I would poke their armpits. Not because they were sweaty or anything, but rather because it provokes my very nature. It also has something to do with me being their partner, and thus I enjoy the smelly bits as mich as the delicate ones, but let me reiterate once more that this was never something I’d do in intimate, coital moments, in fact this was something that was especially enjoyable in a public place, to see them blush.

We do not need to agree on anything, but I for one am glad we have interacted through this shared public agora of ours.

Sincerely:
Mrozek33, your deviant best friend