She screamed her spitty confetti all over my meaty kabob in under a minute already. I stayed shady standing in the street with my mile long meat 🍖 in my hand, not a single sweat glan’ doin’ a thing with Skellington skeleton (and her skeleton crew) scabies heroine takin’, non-heroine slenderman-tall mam(?) man(?), man I know where I am again and again, I don’t give a shit, read it on my shit-meat eating grin. Stay vegan and venereal free my man-boy in the surround with slack hand on the phone recording, you’ll never be known, just another dog with a bone…er and nothing to eat, just your own meat to beat. Suck on the one thing you have while she lets you have it before the cows you’re not eating leaves it receding, no blood left to be bleeding. Yells at your dong to be gone. You’re askin’, “Where did I go wrong?” She rips it off and eats it. “Wait, I thought we don’t eat meat?” But you’re just standin’ there all celery stalkin’, gawkin’. You’re vegetated and ready, now the big tall meany rawdawg ate your baby zucchini. So sorry for you Betty, you now non-binary beanie baby formerly known as Freddy.

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Perfect ambiance for eating meat.
by u/MyVenomExpired in shitposting