this is EU4
end of hundred year’s war
British lost and got a civil war
England or France those ones are easy
ottomans are easier you look a little hazy
you spent all of your ducats and bought all of the DLCs
Watched others play It seemed like a breeze!
Now you blame RNG for your bad game?
Think you a good player man? You just lost as Ottoman!
Aggressive expansion sucks, it’s not just a number
Overextension is real, it’s no time to slumber
Unrest and rebels, get your head around it
Fort zone of control? Nobody understands this
Complicated game mechanics A strategy distortion
Every newbie panics IRL war exhaustion
Gotta put your hours in, quit being gloomy
If you’re still struggling, just blame groogy

Sacked my own city, gotta quarantine the ports
No stability, and that’s when the comet shows
AI wins the siege race makes me look like pre-K
Meanwhile my king is LITERALLY ENRIQUE
I got killed by RNG Lost battled rolls failed
Ottomans declared on me and my only ally bailed
No Allies, no friends, that’s when my spiral began
2irl4me dude it’s a feelsbadman

Rise with Byzantium like purple phoenix
Thuringia’s shape is weird, it looks like a penis????
Now if you still don’t get the game
There’s someone here You’ve heard the name
He did the three mountains as a mayan horde
An eu4 savant A wiz on keyboard
Quantity is good, Cavs are atrocious
Giving us all the Strats
enter the RadioRes