Are you a real villain?
[noise]
Well, technically, nah.
Have you ever caught a–er, good guy–like a superhero?
Nah
[head shake+noise]
Have you ever tried a disguise?
[head shake+noise]
Nah, nah.
I can see that I will have to teach you how to be VILLAINS!
[music kicks in]

Hey!
We are number one!
Hey!

We are number one!
Now listen closely.
Here’s a little lesson in trickery
And this is going down in history!
If you wanna be a villain number one,
You have to chase the superhero on the run!

Just follow my moves,
And sneak around.
[music goes down]
Be careful not to make a sound!
[noise]
No, don’t touch that!
AGH!
[music kicks in]

We are number one! (Hey!)
We are number one!

We are number one!


Hahaha, look at this net that I just found!
When I say go,
be ready to throw.
Go!

Ugh, throw it at him, not me!
Let’s try something else.

Watch and learn,
here’s the deal.
They’ll slip and slide on this banana peel!

Hahaha,

WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?!?

(Hey!)

(We are number one!)

We are number one!
[music speeds up]

(We are number one,
we are number one,)
We are number one
HEY HEY!