Being the horny little bitch boi I is I threw on my moms panties and bra and got on chatroulette after shaving my belly button.

I threw on Katy Perry and started dancing like a little sissy for the horny men. I met a man and woman couple from Kentucky who wanted me to come party with them.

I threw on my tench coat and made the drive with my throbbing hard cock tucked between my legs dripping goo the entire drive down these bum fuck Egypt backroads.

I walked inside the run down trailer and the big hairy beer belly man held me down on the floor. The smell of pork rinds and beer aroused me because I knew he was a real man. He started pounding my bussy and telling me about how big of a sissy I was as he smashed my face in one of the many dog crap piles on the floor.

His ol lady made me a bowl of hamburger helper with cut up hot dogs sprinkled on top and made me eat it like an animal. They put Merle haggard on the radio and it put me in a relaxed state.

She started riding me after her hubby got finished filling my butt hole to the brim. I nutted all inside her fupa and she made me suck it out of her and swallow. She slipped back on her mossy oak night gown and walked into the back bedroom.

I was hog tied and constantly fucked up the butt by the hairy fat man and his cat fishin buddies for 3 days. All spitting chewing tobacco in my bum for lube and passing the meth pipe. Pulling my hair and smacking me every time I made fun of Kyle Busch or took Donald Trumps name in vein.
The fun all cummed to an end when my rectum collapsed and I sprouted a beautiful rose bud. I was no longer useful for them so they turned me a loose. I will remember my horny vacation for the rest of my life.

TL;DR: I found my perfect sex date in the backwoods of Kentucky. My butthole hurts yet my cock throbs.