One day a few years back a friend of mine (let’s call him hutch) had a sleepover with a few friends. Pretty much everything was normal for most of the night.

Hutch’s parents were asleep, and we were hanging out in the basement. We all had snacks and one of the main courses was a Pringles can each, full size.

We all ate our snacks and emptied out our cans, and soon after hutch had to take a massive shit. His parents were still asleep and the only bathroom was right next to their room, with the toilet being on directly the opposite side of the wall the bed was on. That meant a flush would wake up his parents.

Hutch really didn’t want to wake up his parents, but he really had to shit. Then came the greatest idea of his whole life up to that very moment.

“What if I just shit in the Pringles can and wiped my ass with the toilet paper in the closet?”

Of course, we encouraged him to do it and he went into the storage room and closed the door. Then he fucking opened the can (we were eavesdropping his droppings) and head a tin like this and then a massive groan.

He came out with a can of shit (and probably toilet paper in there as well) and said, “What am I gonna do with this????”

Then, like the fucking dumbass he was, decided that he should throw the can out of the basement window in the yard.

And he did.

We then dared him to tell out the window “I shit in a Pringles can!” There were several minutes of contemplating if he should because he could awaken his parents, but he was this far in and he did it. He fucking yelled to the neighborhood that he shat In a fucking Pringles can.

It was fucking hysterical, and we couldn’t sleep the rest of the night.

That is the story of how one of my friends shat in a Pringles can. (Original Pringles btw)

TLDR, my friend didn’t want to wake up his parents so he shat in a Pringles can and threw it outside and yelled “I shat in a Pringles can!” To the entire neighborhood.