AITA for telling my parents to go suck it?

Ok so my parents are boomer bitches. They are like “Blah Blah Blah get job and buy house Blah Blah Blah.” I just want to fucking shoot them with my hunting rifle, but that’d be a waste of bullets 🤣🤣😂😂. Well, I told them straight up, “Bro the economy BAD. it is your fault that the economy is BAD. You guys fucking SUCK, so stop getting MAD when I get home at 2 am after going to HOT WHEELS TOURNAMENTS.” My boomer bitch of a mom starting pissing herself from crying, and she was all like, “Blah Blah Blah I’m a boomer bitch Blah Blah Blah,” ya know what I mean???

I’m so fuckin done with their shit. So what if my exotic pet lingerie business isn’t doing well? Why the fuck are you trying to prohibit me from happiness and making me pay rent??? Imagine that, paying RENT for living with your parents? I hate the stupid stereotype that 36 year olds can’t live off their parents? So what if you won’t be able to retire until you’re 86 because I’ve been leeching off your 401k dad??? Who gives a fuck, I have needs and desires you boomer bitch.

Anyways, after I told them off for being dumb monkey cunts, they said they’re gonna call the police if I don’t leave their home by this Friday, so I took my Swiss knife and cut my mom into pieces and I have my dad locked in the basement.

Did I take it too far? I don’t think that I did, but my sister(who’s now dead. She tried to snitch on me to the police LOL snitches get stuck in ditches and then stabbed in the back) said I took it too far.