I was at Target walking near the toy aisle and I had to drop an especially sick fart, I could feel my stomach gurgling in the lead up and I knew it was going to be no bueno. Well, just as I’m laying down this fireball, a little girl rides by on one of the store’s bikes from the toy aisle. The frame being plastic, the thing almost instantly begins to melt and warp from the heat, and pretty soon she cuts an involuntary hard left and eats it into an entire shelf of liquid soap. She’s crying from the fall, but she’s also gagging from the fart and yelling, ‘what is that smell? Why is this happening?’ in between dry heaves. I made a quick exit before anyone pinned the deed on me, but as I was walking out I noticed they had Speed on blu ray for five dollars, so I ended up grabbing that. All in all a productive trip to the store.