I was browsing a forum about books and came across a discussion about rereading the Diary of Anne Frank. The OP was saying that reading the book again as an adult they had picked up a few passages that point towards Anne potentially being a lesbian, as well as passages they thought indicated that she was intimately discovering her body. Having not read it myself since high school I was surprised to find a lot of other people agreeing and indicating that such interpretations are rather well known.

I had my doubts and would rather hear what established literary critics had to say on the topic, so I began to search. My wife them called me to help with dinner and I left my PC without finishing my search. An hour later, my wife goes to the PC to download some more shows and sees my open Google search…

“Anne Frank Masturbating”.

I hear a very loud “What the hell is wrong with you?!” coming from the office.
I was speechless. The perversity of the situation had overcome me, and I began laughing but ended up choking. Apparently, it just looked like I was sobbing at somebody discovering my dark secret.

Thankfully, the wife does not believe I have a paedophilic holocaust victim fetish. The only lasting damage is that I keep waking up at 2am and laughing to myself violently enough that I wake the wife. I never did go back to see what results came up.

TL:DR Wife ‘caught’ me with one of the most perverse Rule 34 internet searches possible open on my Google.