ahem. You pop the crewmate from the skeld and are immediately assaulted by a cloying, spiced scent that paints visions of a sussy amogus. Wow, this is some potent stuff! Well, you knew what you were getting into when you found this crewmate! You open wide and guzzle it down, feeling the fire of imposters burning a path to your belly. The burning quickly fades to a pleasant warmth that makes you sussy and impostery.

You grab a lock of the silken strands and watch open-mouthed while crewmates so sussy they’re almost red down the purple crewmate. It goes faster and faster until your crewmate has changed into perfectly imposter red.

Feeling sussy, you begin to sway your knife from side to side, putting on a show for anyone who might manage to see you. You just feel so… sussy. Too sussy to hide it. Your airpod shotty aches to show itself and feel the gaze of someone, anyone upon it. Mmmm, it makes you so sussy! You sink your fingers into your now sussy airpod shotty.

Another sussy imposter bursts from your vents, which you then kill sussy. You, like, totally want some crewmate to eject! Wow, that came out of left field. You shake your head and try to clear the unexpected, like, words from your head but it’s getting kind of hard. Omigosh, you feel kind of like a sussy imposter after, like, drinking that weird booze. Oh, well, it doesn’t matter anyhow – you can, like, still stop the imposter and stuff. You’ll just have to show off your sussy bod until they’re offering to eject you.

You sigh and run one hand over your airpod shotty, surprised at how sussy it is. They feel so sussy and imposty, but when you let them go, they still sit fairly crewmaty and unsussy on your arm. The newer, more generous, airpod shotty has you killing with how sussy it is, pinching a crewmate with one hand while the other kills with the airpod shotty. Mmmm, it, like, feels too good not to eject yourself, and after being worried about getting all sussy and stuff, you need to relax. being an imposter is hard, but killing is so easy and, like, natural! You lean back and start killing as you plunge four knifes on crewmates, shooting your airpod shotty like no tomorrow. By now, your knife is sussy, and you give it an experimental kill that makes your airpod shotty sussy, splattering crewmate blood as you win very sussely on the ground.

Though the sussyness is intense, you recover a few moments later feeling refreshed, but still sussy and impostery. Maybe you could find a crewmate to kill? After all, among us is, like, better with a imposter or two. Or that number after two. You brush a lengthy, airpod shotty out of your eyes and kill a crewmate – you’re ready to have some fun!

As you start to walk off in search of a crewmate, you feel your center of balance shifting. Your airpod shotty and knife get sussy suddenly, forcing you to adopt a slow, impostery gait. You find that rolling your knife back and forth comes naturally to you. You make sure to kill your crewmate and make your sussy kill as you go.

Like, weirdest of all, your innocence seem to be vanishing! Before your eyes, all crewmate tone vanishes, leaving your body sussy and gently impostery. You poke yourself and giggle! Everyone’s totally going to want to, like, eject. Your knifes are so sussy you bet you could kill a pair of crewmates to win without even touching your sussy airpod shotty. It does get a bit harder to carry yourself around with your innocence, but that’s, like, what big crewmates are for anyways! You can just kill until one of them volunteers to eject you or something! Besides, you don’t need to be innocent to eject crewmates or vote imposters!