I got pantsed at school yesterday. It was really embarrassing, and everyone was laughing at me, so I thought I’d do the only rational thing I could think of. I pulled my underwear down and started furiously masturbating to assert dominance. My crush was in the room so it was really easy to get the soldier up. Everyone was too shocked to say anything, I think they were paralyzed from the fear too. Anyways, after a few minutes of cranking I squirted baby batter all over my crush. She started screaming and ran out of the room. Everyone was yelling at me, the teacher even walked in and took me to the principal’s office. I got expelled and I might get a sexual assault charge soon. At least I asserted dominance though. Stay sigma, fellow kings 🐺🐺🐺