So, one day, I (17M) was playing Terraria with my friends, Among us, Keanu Reeves, And snoo cock bot. While we were playing, Keanu Reeves said, “Gee, I wonder if alexas can be suicidal. Among us said “sussus” (Translation: Yeah, I wonder Keanu chungus wholesome 100.) Snoo cock bot cummed (We could hear his sticky fluids coming out of this uthrea.) And guess what? It appears that my alexa said “I Fucking hate my fucking life.” while we were having some chit-chat. We were shocked. Snoo cock bot died from overcumming (He could only cum up to 69 gallons), Among us was ejected (He was not the impostor), and Keanu Reeves became everything that my redditor brain could not comprehend, causing my brain to shrink until it was the size of a pea (This is so sad guys, can I get a F and a heckin’ chonker in the chat). So, tl;dr, don’t ask if your alexa is suicidal because half of your friends will die and the othee half will become retarded.