Girls can play this too, why can’t it be called a Gameboy girl? Ever since my parents got me my first pokemon plush, I have dreamed of slaughtering powerless metapods and weedles, training my pokemon to be the very best, that no MAN ever was. But NO!!! This piece of meninist propoganda has kept me from achieving my pokemon goals. How can parents raise their girl children if they are limited by the restraints that MEN have placed upon us?!?!?!? Not to mention that I feel disgraced everytime I want to play ContraII and the original Metal Gear, that’s right I’m a girl, and I like violence! But everytime I take my eyes off the screen and look up, I am haunted by that name. You know what? I don’t even think men should be able to have the pleasure which is a gameboy. Or rather, a gameGIRL! That should show those misogynistic pigs who really deserve to slay those pokemon and play as Solid Snake. I think I’ll start a gofundme dot com to have nintendo change the name. Thank you for supporting my righteous cause.
-Emma, 12
(LGBTQ power!)