9 breakfasts were given to the hobbits whose hunger knows no bounds,

7 breakfasts were given to the dwarves to prevent them from eating all of the hobbits’ food,

5 breakfasts were given to men who need the extra calories,

No breakfasts were given to the elves, who never eat anyway.

But they were all deceived, for Pippin forged another breakfast in secret. One breakfast to rule them all, an endless breakfast. In it, Pippin poured all of his eggs, toast, nice crispy bacon, taters, and Denethor’s tomatoes.