I don’t understand what I did wrong. All I said was I liked the new game that came out yesterday! But everyone else on the internet seems to hate it! Now everyone seems to want me dead. But why? I don’t get it! I don’t get why that warrants riots outside my home, or WW3! Please, cruel world, just forgive my unforgivable sin! I beg you! I beg the whole internet to stop trying to murder me! I’ll take what I said back! Please just put the rocket launchers down! Oh, it’s no use. They’re in full rage mode. They’re gonna get to me. I guess I’ve learned my lesson. I should have never had an opinion on the internet. But it’s too late now. I will suffer the consequences of my vile actions.