From the earth I rise and to the earth I one day will return. What’s up mothershuckers? My name is Colonel 🌽Corn🌽elius 🌽Corn🌽wall, and I’m here to introduce you to….🌽corn🌽. 🌽Corn🌽 is a North American cereal plant that yields large kernels on a cob. It is also called maize cos it’s easy to get lost in its incredible flavour. Side effects of 🌽corn🌽 may include….choking…i guess. 🎵 Come down today, try some 🌽corn🌽, or we will sacrifice your newborn. 🎵 \*fUcKiNg DiEs\*