Hello Degenerates,

Father-son and the holy spirit has summoned me again in order to enlighten you about bringing

America back to Afghanistan. Is it the F-35? no. Is it your mom? no.

History has seen patterns of America being successful at war. America can win wars if the goals are only used once Let me explain.

America fought in Korea. America won and was successful in stopping the commies. Stopping commies = goal. America fought in Vietnam. America lost and was not successful at stopping commies. Stopping commies = goal.

America fighting the British. Revolutionary War – America kicked ass. Fuck the British = goal.

America fighting the British in 1812 – We fucked up and kinda lost. Fuck the British = Goal.

America in the gulf war = America kicked ass. Mission Goal =fighting terrorism and Oil.

America in Iraq and Afghanistan – meh America…. not looking good. Mission Goal = fighting terrorists and oil

Do you see the pattern? If America uses its goal once in a war, America cannot win another war with the same goal. Now how do we take back Afghanistan?, Instead of oil and terrorists, we go after Afghanistan’s largest resources. America hasn’t used “raw resources” as a goal in war yet. Therefore, America will win 100%. Thank you for coming to my ted talk.