Almost every night I scroll reddit on mobile before going to bed. And let’s say that some of these nights I look for NSFW stuff on reddit before going to bed. Sometimes the two mix together into a fun time.

I use Boost for Reddit, there’s a button that lets you go to random subs, or in last night’s case, random NSFW subs. I started the deed while occasionally changing subreddits. Sometimes you get really great subreddits, sometimes you don’t.

Well, last night after an hour of pressing the button over and over, I ended up on [r/RepressedGoneWild](https://www.reddit.com/r/RepressedGoneWild/). It was the best mix of beautiful people and taboo, so I cranked shit up to 11. After some time I was just ready to bust, but the warrior in me said to go find another subreddit, and so I pressed the button.

**HOWEVER** I ended up pressing the wrong button. Instead of pressing random NSFW, I pressed only random, and it brought me to [r/Florida](https://www.reddit.com/r/Florida/). The stars aligned and I was actually going to bust, and the first thing I see in that subreddit is a thumbnail picture of Ron Perlman.

My post-nut clarity hit different that night.

TLDR: was jerking off to random NSFW subs, accidentally pressed random sub and busted to Ron Perlman