I jerked off 7 times in a day one time when I was left alone for a weekend the first time we had broadband. I Kazaa’d the shit out of my weekend and after the 6th time I thought I broke my dick, it was a single shot of white powder that just puffed out of my wienie hole. I got scared because I was afraid if I told my parents I needed to go to the doctor for a broken boner they’d know it wasn’t because I slammed the meat freezer door on it. So I jerked off again and my dick dry heaved, but I proved it wasn’t broken.

I was 16, I’ve never had the stamina or interest in doing that again.