Hi i think here is the best place to say it. When i was 12 years old i started to have feelings for squidward. I started to really like him when i watched him for the first time on ”just one bite”. Then i was watching him in other episodes and my feelings went strong, my feelings became love. I used to like many other characters in the past but with squidward was different. I was in love with him. I had sexual desire for him.

I remember myself kissing the television when i saw him especially when he was naked, like in the episode ”the paper” for example. At nights i was hugging my pillow and rubbing my vagina on it thinking it was squidward. I understood his personality and i believe he’s more cute than spongebob. Once i dreamed myself having sex with him and in general i was imaging him having sex with spongebob and patrik. The idea of having sex with him made me very happy. On episode ”that’s not lady” i cried so much when he fell in love with patricia, who was patrik disguised. And i don’t watched this episode and the ”love that squid” at all.

My parents, my sister were mad at me because they said it’s not normal and my pupils in school made fun of me so much because i had posters with him wherever i go and kissed him. I didn’t care . At my 13 i had a poster of squidward inside my shirt when i was in school, on my breasts, and nobody knew. And my desire for squidward became stronger because he was the only one back then who could fill my miserable puberty with colors.

The years passed and i liked other characters as well with passion but not the way i loved squidward. Right now i am 25 years old and my facebook page is full of squidward pictures. I don’t have sexual desire anymore but i still continue to love him. He is the only one i can understand and feel the way he does. I have depression too. I feel emptiness too. I am also introvert like him. Except narcissism, i am the exact opposite of narcissism. But when he is narcissist he is so sweet. He is a very good artist too and mature and sometimes immature. I think sometimes is way more immature than spongebob and patrik and this is exactly what i love with him. In ”just one bite” he had so much passion with disliking krabby patties and then he had passion with loving krabby patties and this passion impressed me.

He has many and strong feelings and i feel sorry for him for living next to spongebob and patrik. I love everything about him, his voice, his appearance, his talents, his behaviour (even the evil ones), his taste in music, i like classical music too, his moves etc. I never felt this way for anyone in my life. I feel lucky that spongebob as a cartoon exist because i met squidward.