2020: Fortnite sucks ass! Their community is full of cancerous kids and shitty streamers! I remember when we played COOL games like Five Nights at Freddy’s! I miss the good old days of 2015!

2017: Five Nights at Freddy’s is terrible! Their community is full of cancerous kids and furries! I remember when we played WHOLESOME and FUN games like Minecraft! I miss the good old days of 2014!

2014: Minecraft is cringe! Their community is full of cancerous kids and shitty youtubers! I remember when we played SERIOUS games like Call of Duty! I miss the good old days of 2009!

2009: Call of Duty is garbage! Their community is full of cancerous kids with shitty mics! I remember when we played REAL shooters like Halo! I miss the good old days of 2002!

2002: Halo is fucking stupid! Their community is full of cancerous kids and obnoxious neckbeards! I remember when we played SIMPLE games like Super Mario and Banjo Kazooie! I miss the good old days of the 90s!

1990s: These new games are absolute trash! What is up with this polygonal 3d shit?! All of these platformers are the same! What happened to the simple 2d games like Super Mario Bros and Sonic the Hedgehog? I miss the simplicity of the 1980s!

1980s: Why the hell are all these new video games so complicated now?! All people do is sit on their asses at home and play games like Mario and Zelda! We had games like Asteroids and Space Invaders! I miss the simplicity of going to an arcade in the 70s?

1970s: What is this arcade bullshit? I remember we used to go outside and play! Not stay in buildings and stare at screens! I miss the 50s when we only had toys to play with!

1950s: Playing with toys is fucking dumb! Hundreds of years ago we had sticks and rocks to only play with! What has happened to us as a society?! We ought to go back to the 1750s, and see how lucky they were!

1750s: What the fuck befell to us as a species? ‘i our primitive times, we had nought yet ourself to hast fun! kids nowadays hast their sticks and rocks to hast fun! we didn’t hast that then! we used our imagination!

500 BC: **OOK OOK GRUG NEW BAD! OLD GOOD! GROOK UGH GRUNT** *proceeds to bash tribe member’s head in with a rock*