So yesterday at lunch, I was about to eat with my friends from band when I realized that there was an empty seat at a table with some of the popular kids. I decided to take advantage of this opportunity to troll them, and perhaps befriend some of them. I sat at their table, and right as I sat down, I noticed that one of the kids (who happened to be black) was sitting above a vent. I yelled “Black is sus! He’s on top of a vent!!”

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She freaked out and texted my husband asking him why he is Jewish and he said he’s sorry. That’s when I found the ukulele on the porch. I believe this was done spitefully.



Edit: I realize now that my actions were normal because I know I did nothing wrong except pee on the floor. However, after it’s all said and done, I don’t think I’m a girl.

UPDATE: My father has banned the baby. Everyone commenting YTA are all dirty whores for not liking him and are about to pass away any day now.